December 6, 2012 - admin
Hands down, I worked with the craziest cat lady in the world a few years back, who did not bathe. EVER. She also dressed exactly like Mama in Mama’s Family, but that’s another story for another day. Her aroma was that of a litter box that had never been changed and you could literally smell her coming before she made it in close proximity, which was a nightmare itself. One day, this nasty lady sharted herself; pretty terrible, but, hey, it happens to the best of us from time to time. What’s disturbing is that she sharted herself and then did not go home to clean up. SHE DID NOT LEAVE THE OFFICE. She decided to just stay and then TOLD ANOTHER COWORKER she had basically just crapped her pants and was not going home to remedy the situation.