September 5, 2013 - admin

No Sex In The Champagne Room

In the 18 years my boss has been running her business she has never once hired one of her children. She always believed that her children were likely to not work very hard because their mommy was signing their paychecks. She decided to bring on her son a few months ago and she couldn’t have been more right. He’s a lazy pothead son of a bitch. Once he closed down the store for 30 minutes so he could have sex in the back room not minding the fact that we only make money while the doors are open.

I’m not sure if this is the best thing or the worst thing that has happened to me since I’ve started working at this store over two years ago (oh btw, did I mention that we’re getting paid the same and I’ve been here for two years longer than him) and I’ve never felt more ready to leave for bigger and better things.


— John